Satisfaction.  Guaranteed.

We don't like all those tiny little letters.  Size matters - and we're proud of what we've got for a guarantee.

If you aren't satisfied with your order, let us know within 30 days of your order date and we'll give you your money back.  All of it.  Including shipping.  If that doesn't trip your trigger, you may want to go to a free clinic and have them take a peek under the hood.